true friendship is going from “look at these cute shoes” to “do you like being choked sexually” in under ten minutes
Wow. I aspire to be like Deadpool when I grow up now. You cannot even begin to imagine fathoming the immensity of the fucks Deadpool does not give.
wow i really like this song i think i’m gonna listen to it 1 maybe 60 more times
when your mom comes home and you and your siblings didnt do anything she told you to do then she starts beating ass.